The uploader claims the video was recorded in 1988 which would make Ted Cruz 18 years old.
“Aspirations? Is that like sweat on my butt?”
“No no, oh I see, what you want me to do, what I want to do in life. Well my aspiration is to, uh, oh I don’t know, be in a teen t*t film – like that guy who played Horatio. You know he was in Malibu Bikini Beach Shop.”Loading...
“Well, other than that, take over the world, world domination, you know, rule everything. Rich, powerful, that sort of stuff.”