• Constant texting between two friends buddies watching the same show on Netflix, but divided by geographical barriers.
You see, Netflix users are a close-knit community like the Na’avis, or the minions if you please, complete with their own language, and most importantly, slangs. For the absolutely uninitiated, one of the most used slangs that ruled the internet in 2015 -Netflix and chill -does not mean chilling while watching Netflix. And if you did not know that, just move on to the next article. This one is not for you. Netflix Buddy
Now that the free trial period is on, we Indians have given torrent downloads the kick. But one month from now, we’d be like, “Hey! Paying to watch TV? That hurts!” That’s where a Netflix buddy comes in -a friend with whom you can share the Netflix account, thereby dividing the cost in half. Level of commitment: In the west, `Netflix buddy’ is a category in gift shops.
Constant texting between two friends buddies watching the same show on Netflix, but divided by geographical barriers. You know, the kind of communication that happens when we scream curses at the team playing against India and a friend in the next flat responds with a similar holler? That, while texting on your phone.
Flexing your muscles between Netflix shows. Basically , you battle the urge to be a couch potato. So there, we just gave you a whole new `New Year resolution’, and no, we don’t expect you to stick to it. Netflexing is as mythical as, say, the girl you want to Netflix and chill with.
Netflix And No Chill
So, this is basically Netflix and chill without the chill, which translates into violence, drugs and S&M. This is issued in public interest so you know what you’re getting into when a buddy invites you over for some `Netflix and no chill’. Beware, the line is thin. But if you are into it, well, happy `no chilling’ to you.
Netflix And Cuddle
What do you do when you want to Netflix and chill, but your girl’s got her periods? You Netflix and cuddle. See, we saved you the cost of condoms!
Netflix And Chill For One
You know, that mythical girl you want to Netflix and chill with? Her mythical status has become too much to keep the charade going. So now, all you are left with is Netflix and chill for one.But as they say, God helps only those who help themselves. Ahem! You get the drift, right?
When you sneak-watch one or more episodes on Netflix without your partner, with whom you had an original pact of watching it together -it’s a breach of trust that you cannot justify .A totally legit reason for breakups. A Huffington Post report says, over 28 million Americans cheated on their partner…with Netflix! That’s more than 51% of all people in America in a relationship. Hope Indians will be more careful on this front.
A situation similar to a writer’s block, only in this case, you stare at a blank screen, unable to think of a good movie or season to add to your Netflix queue. Can result in extreme depression.
This is the best way to know your true well-wishers. Those who care will often stage a Netflintervention -a reality check about you spending too much time binging on Netflix shows.And good for you too, because buddy , if you are giving in to Netflix addiction, there’s no rehab for you!
Our favourite form of procrastination, with Netflix’s aid. We netflastinated till the editor threatened to sack us, before finally penning this article. Of course, for Bongs, this word has emotional potential, because `lyaad’, as the world knows, is our birth right.
PS: Netflix and chill is a euphemism for having sex. It means hooking up, with Netflix running in the background. You are welcome.